Like An Aneurysm, Only With Legs And A Beard
Silent. Quick. Lethal.
Only Chuck Norris has actually eaten an Indian.
Apparently the man just won't die. i.e. "Walker, Texas Ranger," which has been running strong on UPN/USA for what, like 60 years now? And he doesn't seem to be aging.
I'm all for being an avid fan of something. Or someone. Like early morning helmet or Stacy Keibler. But this guy wins hands down for "Fan Site" of the day.
For example, did you know that crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fu*k down? Didin't think so.
I know funny. And this is it.
Only Chuck Norris has actually eaten an Indian.
Apparently the man just won't die. i.e. "Walker, Texas Ranger," which has been running strong on UPN/USA for what, like 60 years now? And he doesn't seem to be aging.
I'm all for being an avid fan of something. Or someone. Like early morning helmet or Stacy Keibler. But this guy wins hands down for "Fan Site" of the day.
For example, did you know that crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fu*k down? Didin't think so.
I know funny. And this is it.
