Mr. Easy Button, Where Were You On Prom Night?
Here it is. Baby Jesus's Christmas gift to the lazy, retarded, inept and otherwise, well, 90% of this country's population really. I pushed it twice today. Next thing I knew, I was out of the shower and dressed, and my Christmas shopping was done.
Go get one. Really. Not only will you wonder how you've lived so long without one, but as you stand there looking silly, void of humility and brewing with embarrassment as you pass through the Check Out line, you'll wonder why the hell you listened to us in the first place.
I know. Just push it.
I'm really sorry. This all sounded funnier in my head.
