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Meet Stick Monday

A little more insight never hurt. Unless you're French.

61. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, Press 1.
62. To browse through current movie titles, Press 2.
63. If you have my gloves, Press 3.
64. If you have any connections with Verizon, Press 4.
65. If you know a good orthopaedic surgeon, Press 5.
66. If Hydroxycut worked for you, Press 6.
67. If you're Rachelle Leah, please call me.
68. If you're any of her friends, Press 7.
69. If you're not wearing any panties, please come over.
70. If you're French, please hang up now.