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I Always Thought That Riches Would Never Change Me

I was wrong.

I am going to go out and purchase as many of these as I can. For the ones I love. No matter what the cost. If it was possible, I would write about just how unbelievably lucky I feel to have been on the receiving end of such a Christmas present. If you don't receive one as a gift, go buy one. Hop your happy ass in whatever mode of transportation you have available to you and go get one. Hell, get 10. And then wrap it up in the most beautiful of Christmas paper or wrapping paper. Put it under the tree, or where appropriate. And when the time is right, open that bitch up.

Not only "do" Christmas, but "be" Christmas.

I will post pictures of this holy present soon. I have been in New York all week and New York does not allow for pictures to be transferred from my camera to my computer. Most 3rd world countries do not support such technological advances. It's complicated. Don't ask.