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I Got My First Hole In One!

Playing Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005! That's right, Bitches. Boo-YAH. Though I'm not entirely sure when it happened.

So the Vegas recap is complete. Complete with pictures. They're below. And they'll fill in that time gap alluded to above.

It begins with the denial of me receiving my boarding pass on account of me being one minute late (6:16 am for a 7:00 am flight). Seriously. I even got a lecture. That lasted longer than a minute.

One minute late. Frontier Airlines, go fu*k yourself.

It gets worse.