Favorite Holiday Quote #2
After a huge Prime Rib dinner, all sitting around the Christmas Tree like an unwilling post-coital cuddle support group, Uncle Bob browses through the TV Guide and talks of cats. . .
Me: "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
Uncle Bob: "Really? I was raised to believe that too much of it could make you go blind. Huh. . .well. . .too bad for the kittens."
Mom to Uncle Bob: "Is that why you're using a magnifying glass to read the TV Guide?"
Me: "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
Uncle Bob: "Really? I was raised to believe that too much of it could make you go blind. Huh. . .well. . .too bad for the kittens."
Mom to Uncle Bob: "Is that why you're using a magnifying glass to read the TV Guide?"
