Jesus Christ. . .
Happy Birfday! Even though we’re not entirely sure exactly when that is. But we hope it was a good one.
Also, to all both of my faithful readers, I’d like to apologize for such a downer attitude about the holidays these past few weeks. But I have figured out a way to cheer myself up. Cause really, isn’t that what the holidays are all about? My happiness?
Well, during my long, monotonous drive through the great plains of the Midwest, I had plenty of time to think. And when I couldn’t find anything good to listen to on XM Radio, that’s exactly what I did. I thunk. And I thought. Mainly, I thought about the Indians. And I thought about all the hard times they had and the battles they went through. Of all the animosity and challenges they had with the white man. And now, how you often hear of how they would like a little plot of land to call their own. Have you heard? I think they’re askin’ for some more land so they can hunt and graze and gamble and stuff.
So. In the spirit of the holidays, I have found the key to happiness. Giving to others. Sounds good in theory but it ain’t nearly as easy as it sounds. Ba-leeeeedat. My friends, I have found a plot of land we can give to the Indians. And I invite you to join me in presenting it to them. To all of the Indians who have been asking for more land to call your own, it’s a great honor to offer you a little plot of land known to us, as Kansas. Yes. We have a “state” that lies somewhere between Colorado and Missouri and ain’t nobody using it. It’s all yours. May Kansas provide you with centuries of health and prosperity.
Merry Christmas, Internet.
Also, to all both of my faithful readers, I’d like to apologize for such a downer attitude about the holidays these past few weeks. But I have figured out a way to cheer myself up. Cause really, isn’t that what the holidays are all about? My happiness?
Well, during my long, monotonous drive through the great plains of the Midwest, I had plenty of time to think. And when I couldn’t find anything good to listen to on XM Radio, that’s exactly what I did. I thunk. And I thought. Mainly, I thought about the Indians. And I thought about all the hard times they had and the battles they went through. Of all the animosity and challenges they had with the white man. And now, how you often hear of how they would like a little plot of land to call their own. Have you heard? I think they’re askin’ for some more land so they can hunt and graze and gamble and stuff.
So. In the spirit of the holidays, I have found the key to happiness. Giving to others. Sounds good in theory but it ain’t nearly as easy as it sounds. Ba-leeeeedat. My friends, I have found a plot of land we can give to the Indians. And I invite you to join me in presenting it to them. To all of the Indians who have been asking for more land to call your own, it’s a great honor to offer you a little plot of land known to us, as Kansas. Yes. We have a “state” that lies somewhere between Colorado and Missouri and ain’t nobody using it. It’s all yours. May Kansas provide you with centuries of health and prosperity.
Merry Christmas, Internet.
