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Favorite Holiday Quote #3

Grandma opening her new coffee machine.

Dad: "Make sure you keep the warranty information."

Grandma, looking through the packet: "Doesn't look like it comes with any warranty. I don't see it."

Dad: "Well no. You're reading the Spanish section."

Grandma: "They don't give warranties to illegal aliens?"