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Now I've Parked My Jock In Some Pretty Tight Spaces, But This?

. . .This is just impressive.



I snap pictures in some New York parking garage around 4 am whilst my driver waits for her car.



I also overhear three women talking in what I think sounds like Russian. So I go over, thinking I'll practice my Russian and introduce myself and ask if that is indeed the language they're speaking (in Russian, of course). So as they sit down to wait for their car, I go over to say, "Excuse me. Do you speak Russian?" Instead, what I accidentally say is, "Excuse me. Where is the bathroom located?"

And that was the end of that conversation.

Much more to come about my Friday night out in NY. But being that I just got home from the airport and absolutely reek of Vodka, I'm going to go throw up and then sleep for a day.

Stay tuned. . .