Guts and Balls
The difference in definition between "Guts" and "Balls."
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."
Slow night. Sorry kids.
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."
Slow night. Sorry kids.
