Meet Stick Monday
Not that it's in high demand. Or any kind of demand what-so-ever. But I figured now would be as good a time as any to begin shedding light on Nine-Sevens' creator. So every Monday I'll expose a little skin in what we'll call, Meet Stick Monday. For reassurance? Perhaps not.
1. I only know about my Italian heritage.
2. Really though, only my lower body is Italian. Ironically, I have no chest hair.
3. I've never been arrested.
4. Though once I was chased by the cops on foot.
5. I got suspended for calling my Spanish teacher a bitch. In English.
6. I've dated a Mormon.
7. I've dated a few Morons.
8. I've dated a Jewish Mexican.
9. Why do Jewish people have big noses? 'Cause the air is free.
10. I've witnessed the death of a human brain.
11. Both intraoperatively and in my own personal discourse experiences.
12. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
13. Not really. I just like that song.
15. I don't do well with numbers.
16. I believe Bill Maher should be President.
17. IbelievethereiscocaineinMtDewandImokwiththa tcauseIknowtheresnochanceofgettingaddicted.
18. I believe that in the greater sense, Hurricane Katrinabitch was a good thing. This country needed to be humbled.
19. I also made it out with three days to spare. Why couldn't the local govt. do that?
20. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
21. As is Ren & Stimpy.
1. I only know about my Italian heritage.
2. Really though, only my lower body is Italian. Ironically, I have no chest hair.
3. I've never been arrested.
4. Though once I was chased by the cops on foot.
5. I got suspended for calling my Spanish teacher a bitch. In English.
6. I've dated a Mormon.
7. I've dated a few Morons.
8. I've dated a Jewish Mexican.
9. Why do Jewish people have big noses? 'Cause the air is free.
10. I've witnessed the death of a human brain.
11. Both intraoperatively and in my own personal discourse experiences.
12. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
13. Not really. I just like that song.
15. I don't do well with numbers.
16. I believe Bill Maher should be President.
17. IbelievethereiscocaineinMtDewandImokwiththa tcauseIknowtheresnochanceofgettingaddicted.
18. I believe that in the greater sense, Hurricane Katrinabitch was a good thing. This country needed to be humbled.
19. I also made it out with three days to spare. Why couldn't the local govt. do that?
20. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
21. As is Ren & Stimpy.
