Meet Stick Monday
Why stop what could one day be a good thing for you to know?
Or the authorities, whoever.
22. I do my absolute best everyday to sleep-in until at least 9 am.
23. Regardless of whatever kind of "wake-up call" I may receive.
24. I use the term "receive" loosely.
25. Believe it or not, I know the square root of 50 by heart.
26. I think whoever is hiring flight attendants for United is either lesbian or just plain retarded.
27. I could live off of chips and salsa if I had to.
28. And I choo-choo-choose to once a month.
29. I have two Bachelor's Degrees.
30. And don't use either one of them.
31. I have two years of post-graduate study.
32. And don't use either one of them.
33. I once skied off of a 40-50 foot cliff and got a t-shirt for jump of the day.
34. And a second t-shirt for crash of the day. Seriously.
35. I don't have cable.
36. I find complete tranquility while standing over two turntables and a mixer.
37. I think I've been red-flagged at Newark Intl. Airport.
38. And Ft. Lauderdale Intl. Airport
39. And Ordaz Intl. Airport.
40. That last one was a plumbing-related incident though.
Or the authorities, whoever.
22. I do my absolute best everyday to sleep-in until at least 9 am.
23. Regardless of whatever kind of "wake-up call" I may receive.
24. I use the term "receive" loosely.
25. Believe it or not, I know the square root of 50 by heart.
26. I think whoever is hiring flight attendants for United is either lesbian or just plain retarded.
27. I could live off of chips and salsa if I had to.
28. And I choo-choo-choose to once a month.
29. I have two Bachelor's Degrees.
30. And don't use either one of them.
31. I have two years of post-graduate study.
32. And don't use either one of them.
33. I once skied off of a 40-50 foot cliff and got a t-shirt for jump of the day.
34. And a second t-shirt for crash of the day. Seriously.
35. I don't have cable.
36. I find complete tranquility while standing over two turntables and a mixer.
37. I think I've been red-flagged at Newark Intl. Airport.
38. And Ft. Lauderdale Intl. Airport
39. And Ordaz Intl. Airport.
40. That last one was a plumbing-related incident though.
