Open letter to Russia:
Dear Putin,
You silly Bitch. Please turn our gas back on. Chancellor Merkel's testicles haven't dropped in two weeks and neither have mine.
I know you lurk here.
You goofy, gassy bastard.
Spacibo.
Dear Putin,
You silly Bitch. Please turn our gas back on. Chancellor Merkel's testicles haven't dropped in two weeks and neither have mine.
I know you lurk here.
You goofy, gassy bastard.
Spacibo.
