We’d like to thank the South Koreans for hospitality that has put them at the top of all smiley, black-haired people anywhere in the world. Also, we’d like to thank all young, single Korean women and their heels and short shorts. You’re the CNN of my daily news feed. Call me.
I guess my only complaint would be your obsession with my nose. Why do you have to keep touching my nose? And what trip would be complete without an Exit Interview at the airport? You’ll find an excerpt below:
Interviewer: “Can we interview you?”
Me: “Yeah, Girl.”
Interviewer: “What’s your favourite animal?” “What are your hobbies?” “Why you come to Korea?” “Can we take your picture?”
Me: “Can I take yours?”
I guess my only complaint would be your obsession with my nose. Why do you have to keep touching my nose? And what trip would be complete without an Exit Interview at the airport? You’ll find an excerpt below:
Interviewer: “Can we interview you?”
Me: “Yeah, Girl.”
Interviewer: “What’s your favourite animal?” “What are your hobbies?” “Why you come to Korea?” “Can we take your picture?”
Me: “Can I take yours?”
