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First, I’d like to thank the kind folks at British Airways for the free First Class upgrade to Tokyo. Know that I had full intentions of removing my pants upon settling into my original confirmed seat. Regardless. Your kind offer of a pair of washed and starched, dark navy blue pajamas was well received and partially utilized.

But your service. It's gotten physical. See, before I settle in for a long winter’s nap, I like to preface said nap with a glass of alcoholic. Or commensurate substitute.

But your boy. So nice. Middle-aged, well-groomed. An obvious veteran of the skies. Not a chick. Gently placed a glass of wine on my table, politely said, “Good Health,” and walked away, his elbow landing a glancing blow across my left brow.

I like the Japanese. They’re funny.

Also, turns out, I have a karaoke problem. And when I karaoke, I do beer. Which is cool, except when a local colleague keeps poking my butt with his finger. He also drink. And wears glasses. Still no reason to keep poking my butt with his finger.