Clearly I’m not welcome here. Or, this is the way French people welcome foreigners into their land. Like when the Indians came over from Britain and Spain, landed on Plymouth Rock, and then the locals, the cowboys, stole everything from the Indians.
They’re not even deserving of capitalization.
Anywho, I’m excited to say that today is my first day getting robbed! Sure I’ve had my car broken into. But my home? First time.
Today.
Add insult to injury, I almost couldn’t even get in my own home. See you can only get in by the key and well, that lock there, they busted that bitch up.
But here was my first view,
Exhibit A:
I know, huh? They stole my TV! My 40” Flat Screen LCD TV.
Motha’.
Fu*ka’.
Oh yeah, they also completely trashed the place.
Exhibit B:
On the bright side, our cat is ok. He’s a bit shaken up and he’s not fielding questions from the Press right now, but he’s ok. Also, they emptied my suitcase, so that’s one less thing I have to do this weekend.
If you were wondering just how lazy the french are, not only did they not take my computer or any computer equipment, they left me my new DVD player, all dj equipment, my Playstation and my wine. Hell, they even left my Passport, a credit card (which is a closed), and my check book. I mean, that’s not even teenager lazy. That’s like quadriplegic lazy.
But really pisses me off, you wanna know what REALLY pisses me off? They left the bathroom light on, the toilet seat up, and the door open. I mean fu*k! I still gotta pay the electric bill. And what if my cat was drinking out of the toilet?!
Oh God. That’s just disgusting.
They’re not even deserving of capitalization.
Anywho, I’m excited to say that today is my first day getting robbed! Sure I’ve had my car broken into. But my home? First time.
Today.
Add insult to injury, I almost couldn’t even get in my own home. See you can only get in by the key and well, that lock there, they busted that bitch up.
But here was my first view,
Exhibit A:
I know, huh? They stole my TV! My 40” Flat Screen LCD TV.
Motha’.
Fu*ka’.
Oh yeah, they also completely trashed the place.
Exhibit B:
On the bright side, our cat is ok. He’s a bit shaken up and he’s not fielding questions from the Press right now, but he’s ok. Also, they emptied my suitcase, so that’s one less thing I have to do this weekend.
If you were wondering just how lazy the french are, not only did they not take my computer or any computer equipment, they left me my new DVD player, all dj equipment, my Playstation and my wine. Hell, they even left my Passport, a credit card (which is a closed), and my check book. I mean, that’s not even teenager lazy. That’s like quadriplegic lazy.
But really pisses me off, you wanna know what REALLY pisses me off? They left the bathroom light on, the toilet seat up, and the door open. I mean fu*k! I still gotta pay the electric bill. And what if my cat was drinking out of the toilet?!
Oh God. That’s just disgusting.
