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Like the hopes of my mom ever becoming a Grandma, this blog is where those things go to die. Like your dream of ever regaining full use of your legs. Unless you really are in a wheelchair, in which case, I didn't mean that last line.

Speaking of death, let this rumour die here as well. No. I didn't do it.

Keep it shut. Or neither one of you is gettin' a Christmas present.

That is all.