I recently read somewhere that it’s National Post Everyday on Your Blog Month. For a man who finds it difficult to put on pants or something akin to lower-body over-garments 7 days a week, I don’t see that happening.
But I promised you an exciting November.
So, we begin this month with a quick lay-over in London. And, in roughly 2 hours, I’ll board an aircraft where my first order of business will be to remove my pants, shirt, and socks. Hand them to the nearest knee-high skirt donning, under-paid, First Class Flight Attendant, where she’ll graciously accept my Sears and Fort Collins, Colorado Micro Brewery-purchased garments, and hang those bitches up with the tender loving care of a Turkish Dry Cleaner handling the wedding dress you know you’ll never fit into again.
I say Turkish because it’s November. The month of the Turkey. Also, they just made a boarding call for Warsaw.
But I promised you an exciting November.
So, we begin this month with a quick lay-over in London. And, in roughly 2 hours, I’ll board an aircraft where my first order of business will be to remove my pants, shirt, and socks. Hand them to the nearest knee-high skirt donning, under-paid, First Class Flight Attendant, where she’ll graciously accept my Sears and Fort Collins, Colorado Micro Brewery-purchased garments, and hang those bitches up with the tender loving care of a Turkish Dry Cleaner handling the wedding dress you know you’ll never fit into again.
I say Turkish because it’s November. The month of the Turkey. Also, they just made a boarding call for Warsaw.
