Girl, I been missin’ you.
I got a whole new shipment of coffees in and between drinking them, I’ve been hiding capsules around the office and apartment building. Just in case.
Also, I started German lessons. Figured they would go good with my new home in Germany. Which we’ll inhabit after the year turns new. And here’s the exciting part. I’m taking you with me. Metaphorically, of course. Just like last time. But I need you to help me move all my new shit. Except for the television set. That’s already been taken care of.
I’m excited for you. I think you’ll like it in Germany. I won’t tell you exactly where yet, but some people call it the California of Germany. These people have obviously never been to Germany. But if you like college towns with plenty of German ass, you’ll be plenty of happy here. There.
I missed you.
And to make it up to you (also in the hopes that you’ll help me move all my shit), I have an exciting month of November for you. I have to ‘cause December ain’t looking all that hot right now. Mainly because I’m gonna seriously blow through my travel budget this month, but mostly because I still have three weeks of vacation left. Where those other four weeks went, I haven’t a fu*king clue.
Do you?
Sit tight kids. The days of spending three or more days a month in the office are over.
I got a whole new shipment of coffees in and between drinking them, I’ve been hiding capsules around the office and apartment building. Just in case.
Also, I started German lessons. Figured they would go good with my new home in Germany. Which we’ll inhabit after the year turns new. And here’s the exciting part. I’m taking you with me. Metaphorically, of course. Just like last time. But I need you to help me move all my new shit. Except for the television set. That’s already been taken care of.
I’m excited for you. I think you’ll like it in Germany. I won’t tell you exactly where yet, but some people call it the California of Germany. These people have obviously never been to Germany. But if you like college towns with plenty of German ass, you’ll be plenty of happy here. There.
I missed you.
And to make it up to you (also in the hopes that you’ll help me move all my shit), I have an exciting month of November for you. I have to ‘cause December ain’t looking all that hot right now. Mainly because I’m gonna seriously blow through my travel budget this month, but mostly because I still have three weeks of vacation left. Where those other four weeks went, I haven’t a fu*king clue.
Do you?
Sit tight kids. The days of spending three or more days a month in the office are over.
