Apparently We're No Longer a Family Blog
You two are great, you really are. And we hope you keep visiting throughout the remaining months of this petty excuse for a blog.
But we're not entirely sure we're reeling in our targeted audience.
Here are the top five keywords redirecting unsuspecting 6-8 year olds to this site.
Number 5 (Nuuuumber 5) - "Proud of my cleavage"
Number 4 (Nuuuumber 4) - "Sneaky bitch snatch"
Number 3 (Nuuuumber 3) - " Soaked in my own urine"
Number 2 (Nuuuumber 2) - "What is crusty bang"
Number 1 (Nuuuumber 1) - "Colombian undergarments"
What keywords bring in middle-aged, unemployed, single, illegal aliens with a criminal record who enjoy long walks in the park, sushi, and cuddling during Sixteen Candles and The Breakfast Club?
But we're not entirely sure we're reeling in our targeted audience.
Here are the top five keywords redirecting unsuspecting 6-8 year olds to this site.
Number 5 (Nuuuumber 5) - "Proud of my cleavage"
Number 4 (Nuuuumber 4) - "Sneaky bitch snatch"
Number 3 (Nuuuumber 3) - " Soaked in my own urine"
Number 2 (Nuuuumber 2) - "What is crusty bang"
Number 1 (Nuuuumber 1) - "Colombian undergarments"
What keywords bring in middle-aged, unemployed, single, illegal aliens with a criminal record who enjoy long walks in the park, sushi, and cuddling during Sixteen Candles and The Breakfast Club?
