This Should Come As No Surprise
No joke. This was on the front page of the newspaper in Colorado yesterday.
It's like finding out that the stripper that's been grinding into your lap for the last half-hour is actually a dude. You knew it all along but just. Didn't. Want. To believe it was true.
Our great student body president, George Bush, is a blazer. I knew it.
He was up in Golden on Tuesday visiting a Renewable Energy Lab. And Golden is right next to Boulder, which I hear gets some 'killer fu*kin' weed, man.'
Check out what he's samplin'. Now I've had my fair share. Michua Kind. Acapulco Gold. Nickel. Reefer. Colombian Purple. Uncle Effren's Super Summer Surprise. Hell, I've even had schwag through an eight foot vacuum cleaner hose. But 'Poplar'? With a fu*king hard had on??
Dude.
It's like finding out that the stripper that's been grinding into your lap for the last half-hour is actually a dude. You knew it all along but just. Didn't. Want. To believe it was true.
Our great student body president, George Bush, is a blazer. I knew it.
He was up in Golden on Tuesday visiting a Renewable Energy Lab. And Golden is right next to Boulder, which I hear gets some 'killer fu*kin' weed, man.'
Check out what he's samplin'. Now I've had my fair share. Michua Kind. Acapulco Gold. Nickel. Reefer. Colombian Purple. Uncle Effren's Super Summer Surprise. Hell, I've even had schwag through an eight foot vacuum cleaner hose. But 'Poplar'? With a fu*king hard had on??
Dude.
