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First Class Male

Leave it to a few beautiful days in Scottsdale,



an extended ski weekend with an out-of-town best friend,


a few too many beers while operating heavy machinery,



a drive-by at the ATM machine,



and a years' worth of medical school tuition snapped up by the G-strings of a few of our new friends,



to fu*k up your routine.

Here's to you B, you First Class Male.