Leave it to a few beautiful days in Scottsdale,
an extended ski weekend with an out-of-town best friend,
a few too many beers while operating heavy machinery,
a drive-by at the ATM machine,
and a years' worth of medical school tuition snapped up by the G-strings of a few of our new friends,
to fu*k up your routine.
Here's to you B, you First Class Male.