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Someone in China Loves Me

You’ve heard of the Slow Boat to China?



I’m here today, to talk about the Slow Package from China.



From a cute little number I met there last year.



You can’t see it too well, but the label says that the package was sent on January 10. Just arrived yesterday. Which ironically was Chinese Valentine’s Day. The Slow Boat to China has returned. Bearing immigrants, sacks of rice, and packages filled with silky goods. I got the package filled with silky goods.

Ahh yeah.