I Thought I Fu*ked Up My Drawers When I Finger-Banged the Kitchen Light Switch
I’ve been humbled.
I’m sick, kids. Not the kind of *cough, cough* sick. Or the *sniff, by doze iz wonny* sick.
I’m talking about the *wake up at 3 am stomach cramp kidney stone dropping crawl your legless self to the bathroom high pressure power washer butt shooting out of your liquid too tired not enough time to flush throwing up mostly in the bowl extreme sweat blood pressure dropping fainting on the bathroom floor ears ringing drawers draped around ankles hallucinations* sick.
No joke.
We’re going on three days now.
Any remedies would be welcome.
If it’s short of a swift, painless death, don’t bother.
*irp*
I’m sick, kids. Not the kind of *cough, cough* sick. Or the *sniff, by doze iz wonny* sick.
I’m talking about the *wake up at 3 am stomach cramp kidney stone dropping crawl your legless self to the bathroom high pressure power washer butt shooting out of your liquid too tired not enough time to flush throwing up mostly in the bowl extreme sweat blood pressure dropping fainting on the bathroom floor ears ringing drawers draped around ankles hallucinations* sick.
No joke.
We’re going on three days now.
Any remedies would be welcome.
If it’s short of a swift, painless death, don’t bother.
*irp*
