Meet Stick Monday
The last few weeks have been a bit hectic, so I apologize for not keeping up to date on my Sunday Chronicles. Rest assured that there's plenty in the hopper.
We now return to a much, much less important, regularly scheduled post.
41. I think the words, "retarded, gay, and butthole" are damn funny words.
42. Expecially in the same sentence.
43. Though in no particular order.
44. I have long, lovely eyelashes.
45. I have an inappropriate crush on the Little Mermaid.
46. I once knocked a guy out in the ring with my foot.
47. And then tagged his girlfriend.
48. Just kidding.
49. If it wasn't for Grey Goose, I'd be sober.
50. If it wasn't for Advil, I'd have a headache because of #49 and #47.
We now return to a much, much less important, regularly scheduled post.
41. I think the words, "retarded, gay, and butthole" are damn funny words.
42. Expecially in the same sentence.
43. Though in no particular order.
44. I have long, lovely eyelashes.
45. I have an inappropriate crush on the Little Mermaid.
46. I once knocked a guy out in the ring with my foot.
47. And then tagged his girlfriend.
48. Just kidding.
49. If it wasn't for Grey Goose, I'd be sober.
50. If it wasn't for Advil, I'd have a headache because of #49 and #47.
