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We don’t usually do this, but we need your help. Our little buddy is going under the “laser” today. Not the kind of “laser” they use for the eyes, but the kind of “laser” they use to split atoms. I think. I dunno. But they say that this “laser” will zap away his claws and all the neuroanatomy associated with them.
And that makes all of us on the lower south side happy.
But we’re a little scared for our kiddo.
So if you find it in your cold, Stonehenge hearts today, could you pull back your whiskers, close your eyes, and send some positive thoughts out west? Hell, light a candle. Plant a tree if it helps.
He’ll thank you. And God will forgive you for whatever slack-ass mistake you’ve done recently. Maybe not. Who cares. This post isn’t about you.
Thanks again.
We don’t usually do this, but we need your help. Our little buddy is going under the “laser” today. Not the kind of “laser” they use for the eyes, but the kind of “laser” they use to split atoms. I think. I dunno. But they say that this “laser” will zap away his claws and all the neuroanatomy associated with them.
And that makes all of us on the lower south side happy.
But we’re a little scared for our kiddo.
So if you find it in your cold, Stonehenge hearts today, could you pull back your whiskers, close your eyes, and send some positive thoughts out west? Hell, light a candle. Plant a tree if it helps.
He’ll thank you. And God will forgive you for whatever slack-ass mistake you’ve done recently. Maybe not. Who cares. This post isn’t about you.
Thanks again.
