Don’t Evereverever Sleep With Your Boss. Unless She’s Reeeeeeaaaaly Hott
Back to the screws and washers of a previous post.
Without getting into the details, rest assured kids, I didn’t hold back. And in keeping with the good faith and intentions of my colleagues, I had no guilt in joining them.
Ok. We got blasted.
Thursday night dinner at the Waterfront with 18 of your friends: $2200. Expensed.
Limo back into the city: $220. Expensed.
V.I.P Room at The Gold Club with Alanna: $440. Expensed.
Friday night dinner at the Carnelian Room with 22 of your friends: $3100. Expensed.
Partaking in so out of spite towards your direct supervisor for treating you like a glorified intern for the last year and subsequently waking up next to her secondary to a hefty bar tab at The Red Room: Really, really stoopid.
She did however, extend my contract for another 6 months. The next day I told her about my new offer.
Oh, and I was just kidding about waking up next to her.
Without getting into the details, rest assured kids, I didn’t hold back. And in keeping with the good faith and intentions of my colleagues, I had no guilt in joining them.
Ok. We got blasted.
Thursday night dinner at the Waterfront with 18 of your friends: $2200. Expensed.
Limo back into the city: $220. Expensed.
V.I.P Room at The Gold Club with Alanna: $440. Expensed.
Friday night dinner at the Carnelian Room with 22 of your friends: $3100. Expensed.
Partaking in so out of spite towards your direct supervisor for treating you like a glorified intern for the last year and subsequently waking up next to her secondary to a hefty bar tab at The Red Room: Really, really stoopid.
She did however, extend my contract for another 6 months. The next day I told her about my new offer.
Oh, and I was just kidding about waking up next to her.
