Meet Stick Monday
51. I believe that Vegas is bad for me.
52. I believe that Vegas gave me a drinking problem.
53. I believe that in 8 trips to Vegas, no one has ever gotten arrested.
54. Or married.
55. Or VD.
56. I believe that our record bar tab exceeded $3,000.
57. Since Vegas, I believe in breast implants.
58. And Advil.
59. I believe that the V.I.P. room isn't worth it.
60. Primarily because they don't bring drinks fast enough.
52. I believe that Vegas gave me a drinking problem.
53. I believe that in 8 trips to Vegas, no one has ever gotten arrested.
54. Or married.
55. Or VD.
56. I believe that our record bar tab exceeded $3,000.
57. Since Vegas, I believe in breast implants.
58. And Advil.
59. I believe that the V.I.P. room isn't worth it.
60. Primarily because they don't bring drinks fast enough.
