I came here with the best of intentions. To free Tibet. And maybe liberate a few vulnerable ladies with low self-esteem. But I’ve only been here 6 hours. Papa gotta eat.
Until then, we welcome you to China. Rice-Potato-Sack Capital of the world. Home to an estimated 9.3 billion people. Land of Alabama Cuisine. And creator / manufacturer of the squeezed Papaya.
So, to all my Chinese readers out there, “Ní hǎo. Yígè xǐaoshí dūoshǎo qían? Tài gùi le!”
And a special Index-3rd Finger “V” sign to all my readers who don’t read Chinese but may have a Chinese blood relative who may or may not speak, read or understand Chinese. You know what? Fu*k that. If your last name ends in –ing, -ong, -ang or any of the 6 vowels, a big, WTO “Shout-Out” from the Mainland.
Saddle up my little Kung Pao Pork Chops. This month-long disaster-waiting-to-happen is 6 hours and 50 minutes old. Yeah. That’s right. It took me almost an hour to write this post.
1st Stop: Hangzhou. Ironically, their homepage seems to be blocked from within.
Until then, we welcome you to China. Rice-Potato-Sack Capital of the world. Home to an estimated 9.3 billion people. Land of Alabama Cuisine. And creator / manufacturer of the squeezed Papaya.
So, to all my Chinese readers out there, “Ní hǎo. Yígè xǐaoshí dūoshǎo qían? Tài gùi le!”
And a special Index-3rd Finger “V” sign to all my readers who don’t read Chinese but may have a Chinese blood relative who may or may not speak, read or understand Chinese. You know what? Fu*k that. If your last name ends in –ing, -ong, -ang or any of the 6 vowels, a big, WTO “Shout-Out” from the Mainland.
Saddle up my little Kung Pao Pork Chops. This month-long disaster-waiting-to-happen is 6 hours and 50 minutes old. Yeah. That’s right. It took me almost an hour to write this post.
1st Stop: Hangzhou. Ironically, their homepage seems to be blocked from within.
