You wouldn’t know it by reading this, but I’m through traveling home to Denver. Done.
Last time brought record snowfall within 24 hours. This time brought record sub-zero temperatures within 24 hours. What the hell did I ever see in that city anyway? I never saw my toes. My testicles never saw the day of light. What’s the point?
To rub sidewalk salt in my open, cracked, wind-chapped lips, even the Mayor of Denver asked me to refrain from visiting. Little does he know I brought with me some exotic Japanese flu virus. Laid me the fu*k out, ya’ll.
Incubation period seems to be about 3-5 days. Look for Niagara Falls-like nose drip, followed by rib-splitting sinus head pressure and complete loss of strength to even dry yourself. Accompanied by flu pooh and subsequent whooping cough.
My God, the whooping.
Last time brought record snowfall within 24 hours. This time brought record sub-zero temperatures within 24 hours. What the hell did I ever see in that city anyway? I never saw my toes. My testicles never saw the day of light. What’s the point?
To rub sidewalk salt in my open, cracked, wind-chapped lips, even the Mayor of Denver asked me to refrain from visiting. Little does he know I brought with me some exotic Japanese flu virus. Laid me the fu*k out, ya’ll.
Incubation period seems to be about 3-5 days. Look for Niagara Falls-like nose drip, followed by rib-splitting sinus head pressure and complete loss of strength to even dry yourself. Accompanied by flu pooh and subsequent whooping cough.
My God, the whooping.
